Mr. Dahl helped me learn how to spell "S-C-R-A-M," subterfuge tactics to catch pheasants (put a hair in a raisin or fill a raisin with a sleeping pill), and how to catch seagulls in a spiderweb so that you can transport your local peach of extraordinary size. Which is probably the only way possible to transport a peach of sizable girth.
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Roald Dahl gave me a passion for peaches and warm toilet seats.
I will remember him today.
we should have a vermicious knid-themed birthday party
Mr. Dahl helped me learn how to spell "S-C-R-A-M," subterfuge tactics to catch pheasants (put a hair in a raisin or fill a raisin with a sleeping pill), and how to catch seagulls in a spiderweb so that you can transport your local peach of extraordinary size. Which is probably the only way possible to transport a peach of sizable girth.
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